"Pardon My Boner"
Celebrity, News, & Sports Out Takes and Bloopers!
Presented by Pirate Radio's Hank Hayes

Enjoy the bloopers I've collected over many years as a Pirate Radio DJ

Orson Welles

Kenosha, Wisconsin native, boy-genius, his directorial debut, "Citizen Cane," establsihed him as a most powerful force in motion picture history. He had a smooth deep voice with a lot of style. Then one day he ran into two sniveling idiots at a voice over session for fish fingers...
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Casey Kasem

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Casey Kasem

Detroit's member of the Radio Hall Of Fame, veteran DJ, "American Top 40" creator.  A staple of that program was a listener song dedication.  Casey would read a letter and send a song out to someone. Even the greatest professional has a bad day once in a while.  In Casey's case, the tape was rolling when he got angry at the bad planning of his producers.  If this is your first time, prepare to laugh!


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Jack Palance
R.I.P. 11/10/2006

Wait a minute LADY!

Oscar-winning actor Jack Palance gets very annoyed at the suggestions made by a female producer at a voice-over session.

Lee Elia

Lee Elia's Rant
Elia Cubs Promo

 

Many Chicago fans will never forget the outburst Lee Elia directed toward them on April 29, 1983.

"They should set that entire speech in bronze and put it outside of the stadium. School children should be forced to learn it and recite it like the pledge of allegiance. Schoolhouse Rock should write a new song and set the whole thing to music."
- A Cubs fan.

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Cosell quit "Monday Night Football" after the 1983 season and retired from ABC Television in 1985. The following year he became a sports columnist for the New York Daily News.

Howard Cosell for the 66th time...
One of the biggest personalities in the history of American broadcasting.  Former Army Major and New York City lawyer Howard became the star of "Monday Night Football" in 1970.  Exciting game or not, people stayed tuned just to hear what Cosell had to say about the players, the coaches, the host city, and just about anything else.

Howard #1 "I've got a train to catch!"
Howard #2 Rudely interrupted...
Cosell Pranked?? Was Howard being set up here?

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Howard Clip #4 Problems in the remote home studio...

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Macy's Spot
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Dan Ingram of 77 WABC

Presenting the number 1 Disc Jockey in top 40 radio history, Dan Ingram - you've heard his vocal talents on many commercials over the years.  Here is an out take of Dan doing a Macy's spot, and part 1 of his own personal bloopers tape.


It's 'My Way' or the Highway!


Paul Anka

The stress of headlining a show night after night can get to people after a while.  For some reason the stressed out star of a show takes aim at the individual band members and blames them for everything real or imagined.  There have been lots of stories about tirades of band leaders over the years, and every so often a band member will smuggle a small tape recorder in to document the rage.  This is one of those times. Don't let  Paul Anka see you wear a tee shirt on the stage.

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Baseball's  Earl Weaver

Earl Weaver - Manager's Corner

Former Baltimore Orioles Manager and member of the Baseball Hall Of Fame Earl Weaver recorded this 'tongue in cheek' X rated post game show.


Baseball's Don Zimmer

Don Zimmer

After losing a game to Goose Gossage,  former Manager Don Zimmer is asked to comment on Gossage's performance.  Zimmer sees right through the reporters motives, and tells him so!

Carol BurnettHarvey Korman

Carol Burnett Show

The Carol Burnett Show

Carol and Harvey Korman have a lot of laughs in this uncensored clip.  Sounds like a lot of fun for the studio audience, too.

The Icehouse Tracks The Icehouse

A Houston DJ has a very bad time cutting a spot for this icy-cold house of FUN!

Hughes Rudd Breaks Up


CBS Anchor Hughes Rudd

This anchor says "CBS Radio Nitwork" as he begins the newscast and breaks up on the air.

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